OK, as Henry kindly suggested in a comment to a dour post of mine the other day, I apparently need a break from digging up and oh-so-cleverly juxtaposing the stuff you find here; someone even just called me a high-falutin' egghead! (Shouldn't that be... high-faluting?) Cat-pisss and porcupines, as Pound once said!
To address this, in any case, I'm introducing what I'll call the Bumf Box. You suggest a topic, and I'll merrily bloviate upon it. I mean, it's either that or talk about Carrie Prejean... and I don't even know who that is!